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MAGA 2024

Trump Invitation to Heterosexual Awesomeness at Old State Saloon

Dear President Trump,

I am sure you are aware, Heterosexual Awesomeness Month is sweeping the nation, supported by constitution-loving, red-blooded Americans who are ready to take a stand for what is right!

I was thinking to myself, who can I invite that is well known and popular amongst my fellow Eaglets? Then it hit me. Let’s go bigly on this thing and invite the Greatest President Of All Time.

The cause is crucial and the location couldn’t be better. After all, we are the World Heterosexual Headquarters!

You would have a chance to speak directly to some of your biggest supporters, and we’d live stream on Truth Social and X as well. We have been gaining a massive following, so you’d get some great exposure. 

We have a HUUUGE MAGA supporting demographic, and even held a Maga-Themed Trivia Night a few months ago. 

We are aware you do not drink alcohol, but we have rootbeer and nitro coffee on draft, as well as full coffee and espresso bar and great food, all locally sourced. (Excluding of course some vendors who did not appreciate our Heterosexual Awesomeness Month.)

To honor the event, we’ll display 17 American flags. It’ll be a beautiful sight to see.

So please consider coming out, hanging with fellow patriots, celebrating Heterosexual Awesomeness Month, taking a stand against the perversion shoved down our throats and help us to MAGA (Make America Godly Again)!

Sincerely,
Mark Fitzpatrick
Owner

OLD STATE SALOON
EAGLE IDAHO

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50 E State St, Eagle, ID 83616
208.244.0648⁩

Monday – Thursday 6am – 12am
Friday 6am – 2am
Saturday 8am – 2am 
Sunday 8am – 12am