Old State Saloon is proud to offer an alternative to the Boise Pride Festival and Trans Joy March in the form of  the Eagle Hetero Awesome Fest, a three-day celebration of truth, freedom, and traditional values. After the massive success of June’s Heterosexual Awesomeness Month, Old State Saloon is once again hosting an event to champion heterosexual awesomeness, standing firm in the face of radical opposition. 

This celebration of traditional gender norms and heterosexual awesomeness is set to be the talk of the town, or at least, the talk of those who still believe in the charm of a good old-fashioned, non-rainbow-colored party. During the Trans Joy Marching in Boise on Friday night, Old State Saloon will offer a Constitutional Conservative Conga Line, led by Dancin’ Donna.

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Friday, September 13 – Straight Female Friday
Heterosexual women with XX chromosomes enjoy 50% off any one drink in the house all day. Come celebrate being awesome, strong, and authentically YOU.

Saturday, September 14 – Saturday Straight Stud Club
Heterosexual men with XY chromosomes get 50% off any one drink in the house. It’s your day, gentlemen! Plus, starting at 6 PM, join us for the Straight Singles Saturday Night Soiree, followed by Heterosexual Karaoke from 8 PM – 11 PM. It’s the perfect night to meet like-minded individuals and have some fun!

Sunday, September 15 – Beers for Breeders
To cap off the weekend, anyone who identifies as “Super Straight” gets a free pint on the house. Let’s raise a glass to keeping it real and celebrating the natural order!

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Special thanks to our sponsor Idaho Wild Real Estate, a like-minded Real Estate company supporting Heterosexual Awesomeness Month in June and all other Heterosexual celebrations throughout the year!

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